Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Looks Like Loose Springs' Loves To Google Herself

Gotta love SEO. After a couple of months or so, it looks like everyone's favorite restaurant tyrant found us. While she didn't include anything new in her usual rantings, we seem to have gotten her on the ropes. She didn't even bother (as usual) to respond to the important stuff. Just the "I'm 68 pounds soaking wet", and "servers should never assume" BS. What's even funnier about this cut and paste queen is that she actually had the audacity write in one of her comments that she would wait to see if I responded to one of her horror stories before documenting more tales of terror. She still doesn't get the point that her ramblings are futile. No server is going to read anything she says and take her seriously because she looks insane. There is a difference between passion and harassment. I wonder if Springy would listen to someone who shrieked at her about the rules of the road while she was going to get her morning coffee. Sometimes tells me she wouldn't, but somehow she sees herself as different.

While she picks apart posts trying in vain to rebuff the only points she can, she ignores the parts that she can't. She can bob and weave better than a seasoned politician.

In her mind, the world runs on ideals. See, if I put anything about specific restaurant procedures in this posts she'll come running back with another cut and paste story, complete with random caps. That's just how she works. Making herself seem more important by calling servers lazy and stupid is apparently second nature. That's like going to a county hospital and getting mad at the bedside manner of overworked and underpaid residents. I would be lying if I said that I felt her pain, but the truth is, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.